so is no one gonna talk about draco on the black family tree or
Be careful what you wish for.
Wow what I never realized the colors were inverted
You’d think I would have noticed that
That’s the point. The world Coraline lives in is supposed to be boring and gray, but the people are what give it life and purpose. In the Other Mother’s world the people are plastic puppets where she pulls the strings because it presumably changes for every child she takes, but the world around them is bright and colorful for the purpose of enticing the children to stay… before they notice the inhabitants are nothing but dust.
that was deep
Life hack: conquer your fear of the dark by becoming the thing other people fear in the dark.
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
"Women can’t read maps" that’s cause only the mind of a man could ever equate 1inch into 100 miles
I bet my patronus would be a harp seal
can you imagine. what do you even do if your patronus is a seal.
all the stags and jack russel terriers and horses charge at the dementors and then yours just appears and
hello friend no more sadness today
How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”
IM SO ANGRY
I have queu posts from almost a year ago.
People probably think i am a total loser.
The day we all died. One of my favourite moments in 2012, hands down.
remember when sasha baron cohen spilled sand all over ryan seacrest at last year’s oscars
and then tina fey bowed at it as she walked past